Rooney’s virus

There is more to Rooney’s inability to play at the fans expectations than lack of skills. Recently married Wayne Rooney was spotted smoking plenty of cigarettes in a pool during his honeymoon holidays, which came much to the fury of the Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson.

Many people now suppose that Rooney has cancer instead of the so-called virus he contracted in Nigeria in Man United’s pre-season tour.

Whether this supposition is true or false, here are two facts that emphasise it:

Firstly, holiday pictures of Rooney and his wife show that his skin can’t tan under the sun.

Secondly, it looks like he is now having hair loss.

Well, English fans will just hope that the player progresses in terms of performance, regardless his health, like Zidane or Maradona.

Written by: Angela Asante